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Quick and to the point

I received these great one-liners in an email and they were too good not to share.  

Happy Saturday!

4:30 is to meetings what water is to boarding.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.

Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit. – Mike Tyson

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?

Spelling is a lossed arte.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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3 thoughts on “Quick and to the point

  1. Oh, these ARE great! I’m saving a couple for future application…

  2. All good, all true! Thanks for sharing!

    Sheila

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